There are so many things going on with this guy that I couldn’t even find one specific thing to comment on. I woke up on the metro and just saw him wobbling there like a lumbering beast. First there’s this giant tent of a coat that he’s wearing that makes his arms seem about a foot too short. But on top of that he’s carrying the worlds smallest duffel bag which makes him seem even bigger. As if that wasn’t enough he’s listening to music on a set of headphones with a microphone attached. At any moment he could be radioing the tower to make sure the runway’s clear to land.

I don’t know where he came from or where he went, but here’s to you “Giant Weird Guy”!

Later!