You should really know the strength of the toilet you’re sitting on before executing the “Courtesy Flush” maneuver. It’s a pretty big courtesy to shower your undercarriage with shit filled water just so that the other person doesn’t have to smell your poop for 5 minutes.
Randomness
Life, The Universe, and blogging.
RandomnessI like maintaining this website. I really do. It’s taught me alot about php, html, creative writing, and it provides me a space to practice web design. But with the new house and being much busier at work, I just don’t have the time for projects. Any projects, so this blog has taken a back seat. I’ll try to find a way to keep updating it with news on my projects.
Just don’t hold your breath.
Blog Post about Blog Posts
Life, RandomnessI know I haven’t been updating this blog very much. I think it’s a combination of having too many projects and other things that I should be doing going on at once to actually have the time to put my thoughts into a coherent article. I have been working on a series of posts about the honeymoon in Peru (which was amazing) and I have some thoughts about things that have been going on in my life.  Also I’ve been working to finish a few projects that got put on the back burner because of all the wedding stuff. So when I get my head straight and actually make a plan to finish some projects maybe I’ll get to post them on here.
In the mean time take a couple minutes and watch this video featuring the Georgia Aquarium. I’ve been there, it’s fantastic.
the world’s largest aquarium // ATL.GA from stillmotion on Vimeo.
Driving to work again
Life, Randomness
When I got back from the honeymoon I got the strange news that even though we won the contract at work most of us would be reassigned to new projects. It’s a long story that I don even quite understand. But bottom line is I now work in Tyson’s Corner instead of DC.
I thought this would be great. Besides the soul crushing traffic on 123 in the morning and the fact that my commute is 3 times longer in a slight drizzle. But I forgot one crucial point… Radio commercials….
I’ve become annoyed by the Geico commercial about the spider who is washed out by a storm. Why do the mention the sleep number bed by name? Why do they tell you what the spiders sleep number is? I think it’s some kind of PR science experiment to distract you from realizing that your listening to a commercial. It’s like they think that since you heard the name of another product your mind will think you’re listening to a news program or something.
And if I have to hear the ‘Att one second behind’ commercial I’m going to break a hole in the dash of my car. I have a message for you advertising agency, I change the station one second into that commercial. You say that any publicity is good? Well F.U. in the earhole!
actually pretty much all radio commercials get on my nerves now. It’s like there’s some kind of contest to see who can come up with the most annoying one. I guess I should be lucky that at least they don’t have the eastern Motors ones anymore. Those would get stuck in your head for days. But Joe Hadeed isn’t far behind. “If you stand on it, we’ll stand behiiiiiinnd it”
10 Days Till The Wedding
RandomnessI haven’t been updating this blog very much recently because all my free time has been spent cutting out tiny leaves for the centerpieces. Or working on the information packet. Or working out the kinks in the photo booth software. Or printing cards for the table gift. Or planning the honeymoon.
All I know is in 12 days we leave for Peru and I need a vacation.
The giant box of keys at the end of the green line
Life, Randomness
I found it!
The one thing that Metro seems to do well!
If you lose your keys on a train or bus they’ll probably end up here. Judging by the massive amount of keys that they have on hand and that’s just from the last month.
Just wait five days and then make the trek to the lost and found office, “conveniently” located across the street from the Prince George’s plaza metro stop near the end of the green line. They don’t even accept reports of lost keys since they find so many, so you just have to hope that they’ll be there.
I’m really trying not to complain about this. After all I did find my keys!