I saw this on Monday morning and the first thing that I thought was that it was left over from somebody coming home on the Metro on Sunday night. I had all these possible stories dancing in my head… fights… muggings… beatings. My mind was racing with possiblities. When Laurel got home and I showed her the picture she said “Looks like somebody got a nosebleed”… which is probably the most rational explanation for this.
Why did I not come up with that idea first?
Universal Studios Varsity Jacket
Pooping at work, it’s not something that I particularly enjoy, but it’s got to be done.
Here are some of my thoughts.
I think this should be a rule. Don’t comment on another’s stink or sounds while in the bathroom. (you can totally tell all the cube mates when you get back to the desk) IE: “Man! Johnson was really tearing it up in the bathroom” or just a simple “Whooooo man! ” will do. But I do not want to have a conversation with the guy in the next stall.
I always tuck my work ID into my pocket while I’m doing the deed. I’m in there struggling with a bran muffin and a grande coffee I don’t need to be identified by name and face. It’s bad enough that I’m probably the only person in the office that’s wearing jeans and black and white Nike Airs, I don’t need any more identification.
When I’m in there making soft serve ice cream in the first stall, do not pee in the urinal directly next to me when there are 3 other free ones that don’t put us uncomfortably close to each other.
Not a sermon, just a thought.
Every once in a while you see something truly new.
I was just blown away by this video. This guy uses birds to find thermals to ride in his para glider. The feeling must be awesome up there, riding the wind without the noise of an engine. I understand that paragliding and hang gliding have been around for a while. But there’s just something about riding along with the birds that makes it a little more awesome. Not to mention the fact that this guy rehabilitates and releases these birds that he flys with.
article via Gizmodo
The Dark Lordmobile
What kind of vehicle would the Dark Lord Voldemort drive?
Probably the most evil car on the planet… The 94 Tercel!
Maybe this one should be called “Hannity’s People”? Also since it doesn’t contain an actual person it’s different from the rest of the series. I was walking to work when I saw this car. I thought “that’s a funny plate to have on a Subaru” since they’re usually covered in Obama/Biden stickers and eco-slogan bumper stickers. Then I decided to look inside… The car is remarkably clean except for a big cardboard box… but what’s written on the box?
Fragile. Cow Head.
I’m not sure how this is going to end, but the combination of these two things is weirdly awesome.
You go Girl
What's in the box???